glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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