She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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