This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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