I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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