The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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