is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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