okay pat passed out under dana's car
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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