Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
