i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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