Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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