You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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