Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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