he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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