Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Green mimosas i think yes
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
So. Much. Porn.
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