Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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