Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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