He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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