you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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