what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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