I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
