We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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