WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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