im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It's official drugs can't kill me
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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