Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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