AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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