Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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