My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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