what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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