Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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