She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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