I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
Randomize
