she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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