What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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