handjob tips. give me some.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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