Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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