If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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