I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
She said her name was "party"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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