i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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