yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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