My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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