question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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