and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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