I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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