I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
