that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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