Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
