Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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