I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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