Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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