I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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