Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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