physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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