The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I'm having to shit out rocks
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