We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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