Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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