You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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