do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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