first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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