she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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