at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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