so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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